Ok...Friday Afternoon...Books you will never see....GO!

[Chief]

"Winning the War" by Saddam Hussein

[Chief]

The 2003 Iraq Governmental Office Property Inventory Book.

[Chief]

"What women are really thinking" by men

[Chief]

"Hootie and Me: A Love Story For The Ages" by Martha Burk

[Chief]

"War Strategy" by Geraldo Rivera

[Chief]

The New York Mets 2003 World Series Championship Guidebook

[Chief]

"Pickin Up Chicks" by Carl Knierman (sp)

[Chief]

The French Guide to Rebuilding Iraq - forward by Germany - epilogue by Russia

[Chief]

"Why Peace is an Alternative" by Dick Cheney

[Chief]

"Charcoal, Charcoal, Charcoal" by Hank Hill

[Chief]

No Americans here! A history of Operation Iraqi Freedom by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

"How I Love W, and His Foreign Policies" by Cozmo D

[Chief]

"Where To Pick Up Covservative Alive Women" by Frek

[Chief]

"How to Produce Records in a Timely Fashion" by Cozmo D: co author Pm Dawn....

[Cozmo D]

Here's a few that you missed:

"My Life As President" by Al Gore

"Rocket Science Explained" by George W. Bush

"The Black Experience" by Clarence Thomas

"Peace Comes to Palestine" by Ariel Sharon

"America The Beautiful" by Osama Bin Laden

[Cozmo D]

"Douse The Burning Cross" by Chief :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

"She Knows I'm Alive" by Elle

[Cozmo D]

Hahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny ass sig Chief! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

"Exterminator's Handbook" by Elizabeth

[Cozmo D]

"Sex, Drugs, & Ham On A Roll" by Atma

[Chief]

"How To Keep a Computer Running" By Dreamerib and Spidey

[Chief]

"E's True Hollywood Stories...How Sean Penn Was a CIA Operative In Iraq"

[Chief]

"Learn To Make Free Throws With Your Eyes Closed" By the Kansas Jayhawks; Narrated By Shaq

[Chief]

"Know your audience, how to generate more CD sales" by The Dixie Chicks

[Cozmo D]

"Running a Forum For Profit" by Hax

[Chief]

"How to Get Rich Running an Internet Site" by Jason

[Chief]

"The art of rapping" by Puff Daddy

[Chief]

"Keeping Motivated at Work" By Chief

[Chief]

"The Art of Updating Websites Regularly" by Brian221

[Cozmo D]

"The Essential Bootay Portfollio" by The Ladies Of The PMDawnOnLine Forum.

[Chief]

"Ending a Practical Joke by Jarret that is over a year old" by Deity

[Chief]

Walking And Chewing Gum by George Bush Jr.

[Cozmo D]

"Well, I Could Be Wrong" by Rumi_Philosophi

[Chief]

Oh shit...hahahahahahahahaha :rofl:

[Chief]

"How to influence people on the meaning of songs" By Atma

[Cozmo D]

"The Liberal Point Of View, And Why It Is Usually Correct" by The Fox News Channel Staff

[Chief]

Knowing when God is freaking with you... http://www.pmdawnonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=455

[Cozmo D]

Creating A Hip-Hop Classic (And Getting Paid For It) by Cozmo D

[Chief]

How NOT to make Sarin Gas in England by FD

[Cozmo D]

I couldn't think of a single 1 for FD. Don't know if that's good or bad...heheheh.

[Chief]

Toppling a Dictator by the U.N.

[Cozmo D]

"Legalize It! The Case For Drug Emancipation" by Louis85

[Cozmo D]

Toppling a Dictator by the U.N.

Nahhh...that's no good. You forgot Milosovich.

"Toppling Saddam" would work though.

[Brian221]

"How to Maintain a Peaceful Forum Environment"...by Chief and Coz

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

"Veganizing America..The true story of their corruption and scandal of Beastiality." by Frek

[Cozmo D]

"The Word Too, And It's Proper Gramatical Usage" by Chief

[Cozmo D]

"Stoop Painting For Dummies" by Coz

[Cozmo D]

"Undisputed Evidence Of The Existence Of Horsedogs" by Hiero Hero

[Cozmo D]

"Opulent Newburgh (Living The Luxurious Life)" by Mistress M

[Chief]

"The Proper Use of Condoms" by Chief

current understudy being done by Elizabeth. Honorable Mention

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

"The Art of Knowing When You are Talking to an African American on a Forum" by Rumi_Philosophie

[Cozmo D]

"The Perils Of Internet Dating" by Tybris

[Chief]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

"1001 Ways To Make A Cheesesteak Sandwich" by FrEk

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You're rollin with the sigs Chief!

[Chief]

[Chief]

[Mistress M]

"'I'm not God?' -- 101 ways to politely admit you're wrong" by Coz

[Mistress M]

"How much is too much? -- Internet Addiction and How to Stop It" by Chief

[Mistress M]

"200 Tasty Meals You Can Make With Government Cheese" by Mistress M

(Oh, wait, that one might actually happen...)

[Mistress M]

"My Rise to Power, or: How I Suckered a State" by H. R. Clinton

[Mistress M]

"And What are You Snacking On? A Book of Tasty Treats You Can Make Yourself" by Mike Tyson (Jeffrey Dahmer, co-writer)

[Chief]

"200 Tasty Meals You Can Make With Government Cheese" by Mistress M

(Oh, wait, that one might actually happen...)

PLAGARISM.....BE and Coz co wrote that one years ago..... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mistress M]

"'Who am I again?' and Other Rhetorical Questions" Ronald Regan

[Chief]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Mistress M]

"10 Ways to Fix a Bad Marriage" by O.J. Simpson

[syxxpm]

the annotated visual history of the cowsills sellout performances at the apollo theatre :thumup:

[Cozmo D]

I loooooove the flowwwwer girrrrrrrllllll!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

"The Importance Of Respect For Women And Young Adults" by Coz

[Cozmo D]

"Skinny Women, And Why They Turn Me On!" by Syxxpm

[Cozmo D]

"Just Step Away From The Computer!" by Hax

[Elizabeth]

What the hell? You guys lost me on these last few ones.
Elizabeth

[syxxpm]

"my life drinking peach schnapps by ben cenac"

[Cozmo D]

Round about 60 I think we ran a little dry. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hero1]

"How to Maintain Mental Health" by stanley taylor

[Hero1]

"7 easy steps to sample jam on it" by ben cenac

[Hero1]

"Answers to michael tinkers questions volume 1" by prince be

[SaintHax]

"how to get girls in 3 easy steps" by ellehcimevoli

[Terrick]

:squint:


try "stalking and the human response" by ellehcimevoli...........

[Cozmo D]

"7 easy steps to sample jam on it" by ben cenac

I would write that book in a heartbeat, as long as step 7 was the instructions on where to send the money! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

Fidelity And Honesty In Marriage And Public Office" by Bill Clinton

[syxxpm]

how to maintain peace and civil rest with your fellowman and look towards a new dawn of democracy-osama bin laden-with forward by saddam hussein

[Louis85]

"Legalize It! The Case For Drug Emancipation" by Louis85

Yeah, you damn sure won't see that!

[Louis85]

"How Disco Improved The Music Industry" by Cozmo D.

[Etherspin]

Keanu - Apple of my eye (biography) , Prince Be

[fd]

"how to be a hit with farm animals"- chief

[Chief]

Keanu - Apple of my eye (biography) , Prince Be

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

"how to be a hit with farm animals"- chief

I don't think you get it FD, it's supposed to be books you'll NEVER see. :slap:

Everybody knows that Chief is working on at least his 3rd volume of "How To Be A Hit With Farm Animals"! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

NO POT SHOTS AT THE STARTER OF THIS TOPIC......... :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

Woops!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[fd]

[spidey]

"The atr of mature sex" by Michael Jackson

[Hero1]

"the social, spiritual & personal rewards of pornography" by Spidey

[syxxpm]

the history of tom green at the academy awards :thumup:

[Etherspin]

A guide to modern dance , Jarrett Cordes

[Hero1]

A guide to modern dance , Jarrett Cordes

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"The Music Bizness: how to make connections and get signed" by Emrah

[Louis85]

"Republicans For The Betterment of Society" by Cosmo D.

[syxxpm]

my musical admiration for motley crue by chief

[Hero1]

"how not to take a joke too far" by chief

[Etherspin]

Entering the priesthood , Cardinal D from outer space

[Hero1]

Entering the priesthood , Cardinal D from outer space

"entering the booty" cozmo d from outer space

[Cozmo D]

OK, I think we've lost sight of the mission statement here! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

How To Stay Out Of The Pornography Business...by Prince Be

[Etherspin]

Playing the saucepan , Ben Cenac

[Cozmo D]

Playing the saucepan , Ben Cenac

Yep, no way I would ever write that 1. We don't even have that instrument in this country...must be some sorta ozbrit thing. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

"The Art Of Making a Good Movie" by Keanu

[Hero1]

"The Art of becoming a post whore" by syxxpm

[Etherspin]

right up there with the electric didgeredoo coz..
an ozbrit thing 2 be sure

[Cozmo D]

right up there with the electric didgeredoo coz..
an ozbrit thing 2 be sure

Now, 1 of those I want! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

The Secrets to Dating Older Women by R. Kelly

[Chief]

Big Words that I Know by George W. Bush

[Chief]

Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean

[Chief]

Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates

[Chief]

Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton

[Chief]

My Life's Memories by Ronald Reagan

[Chief]

Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno

[Hero1]

"How to sing soncheynne without grabbing your genitalia" by Prince Be

[fd]

"i love my job" - d joyce

[Hero1]

"i love fds knob" by sum uk scrag

[fd]

"fd wouldnt break my face if i met him"- hero

[Chief]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Chief]

"The Art of Being Compassionate and Loving" by BeBastard...

[Chief]

"How to Promote the City of Toronto" by Mayor Lastman...

[Chief]

Things NOT to do while staying at a resort by Kobe Bryant

[Chief]

Atkins for Vegans by frek

[Chief]

How to play hard within the rules by Sammy Sosa

[Chief]

Duck and cover by Uday and Qusay Hussein

[Chief]

"Proper Motorcycle Safety" by Jason Williams

[Chief]

The proper usage of a condom by Shawn Kemp

[Chief]

Kobe's Guide to Safe, Cautious Sex

[Deity]

Duck and cover by Uday and Qusay Hussein


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

damn chief, you got an audible laugh out of me on that one! :haha:

[Hero1]

Atkins for Vegans by frek

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[atma]

Black History: A Study of the Culture

by FilmWiz

:thumup:

(i'm mean, its true)

[Mistress M]

Black History: A Study of the Culture

by FilmWiz

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

Black History: A Study of the Culture

by FilmWiz

:thumup:

(i'm mean, its true)

HO MY LAWD, NOT ATMA!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[syxxpm]

hoooooooooo shit :rofl: :rofl: :laugh: :laugh: :rofl: :rofl: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Hero1]

i think ive read that book..it starts off with "i have many black friends..."

[Chief]

"How to introduce yourself to a forum and get banned, without bringing up fucked music" by Clef

[Etherspin]

Making the most of your high speed internet connection - FD

[Cozmo D]

"Music For The Masses (Why I Love The MP3 Movement)" by Prince Be! :thumup: :rock: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

"Bootay Fabulous - A Pictorial" by the ladies of PM DawnOnLine! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[Hero1]

"Bootay Fabulous - A Pictorial" by the ladies of PM DawnOnLine! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Elizabeth]

The Art of Loving Women For Their Soul (Not Body) by the Men of the PM Dawn Forum. :wink:

Elizabeth

[Chief]

The art of NOT getting BANNED by Elizabeth :wink: :rofl:

[Etherspin]

How not to perpetuate male stereotypes - the men of the pm dawn forum


(thats a response liz :) )

[Elizabeth]

How To Win Over the Ladies by Chief :haha:


I see ya, Eth. :cool:

love
Elizabeth

[Louis85]

Impressively Poignant and Socially Relevant Posts: And the Forum Goobers Who Make Them - by Guess Who

[justafan]

How to make a Positive Lasting Family Name - by The Jacksons

*justajoke*

[atma]

"Embracing the MP3 revolution, by A. Cordes"

[Elizabeth]

How To Not Aggrivate People With Your Opinions by Elizabeth

[justafan]

How to keep a family happy; Cause the PMS lasts for months and depression lasts a lifetime : By the PM Dawn Online clan

We've gotta be the experts by now :rock: :donno: :rock:

:thumup:

[Elizabeth]

Staying Away From Pic Solicitors by the Women of PM Forum

:slap:

[Cozmo D]

OK, remember peeps, it's books you will NEVER see. :wink:

I think you can pick up the last 2 at Barnes & Noble's right now! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Cozmo D]

Well, maybe not Elizabeth's, cause y'all keep hangin right in there!!! :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

[Cozmo D]

Bump!:D

[Chief]

dear lord...i forgot all about these.....roflmao

[ChrisLDog]

An Expert's Guide to Public Speaking by George W. Bush

[pmFan]

Disaster Recovery Preparation and Efficient Execution
- Governor of Louisiana *or* Mayor of New Orleans *or* FEMA

[pmFan]

How to Keep a Secret Identity a Secret
- Vice Presidential Office Staff

[pmFan]

How to Get Around Florida After the DMV Revokes Your License For Being Too Old to Drive - AARP :rolleyes:

[pmFan]

An Expert's Guide to Public Speaking by George W. Bush You are right! If anything, it would be titled Publicish Speakery by George Dubya!:D

[Wheeljak]

Conception the Old-Fashioned Way
by Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

[eternals layre]

How to make money in radio - Air America staff

[Chief]

bwhwhahahahahhashaah eternal...

[syxxpm]

we are so sorry...we've been acting like a factory putting out sub standard fare and pushing what is strictly young dumb and full of itself...from now on we are going to play the quality songs you want to hear by the artists you want to hear with no restrictions and total artistic freedom....the artists will be paid there full royalties and publishing and samples will be cleared at the drop of a hat-by,,,,,the music industry...


i know its a long title but didnt fiona apple have an album title longer than the spanish inquisition at one point?

[humanity_Sin_egma]

money doesn't mean a thing by Alan Greenspan
smooth sailing by chicken little
funny thread btw

[ChrisLDog]

You are right! If anything, it would be titled Publicish Speakery by George Dubya!:D

:D :D LOL!

[matt]

'How to dress up for Halloween' by Marilyn Manson

'How to reduce the Gas Emissions' by Dick Cheney

'Downloading music free off the NEt' by Nickelback, Forward by metallica

'Christmas in WV' by Martha STewart

[matt]

'How to sample without Getting sued' by PM Dawn

Just kidding..
LOL

[wendyful04]

"The Secret of My Success" by Jennifer Lopez

"Nucular Options" by George Bush

[justafan]

Decency in Performance by Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake

Halftime Strip Shows: How to get a girl naked by the end of this song by The FCC

[Chief]

ur welcome Louis...:)

[Wheeljak]

Make the Most of Every Post

by Chief

[wendyful04]

Don't Eat That -half the forum
This Is How Babies Are Made -half the forum
Fuck Them, I'm Fixing Shit -Obama
I'm So Funny, Look At Me Go! -Glen Beck
School? Why? -Justin Bieber

[syxxpm]

irish erotica volume 7

[syxxpm]

what she really means.....a better way to understanding your girlfriend......chris brown

[syxxpm]

the dangers of drunk driving and ipods....george michael

[syxxpm]

how i wont sue various publishers for lampooning my image and character despite the fact that those books are reeeally funny....chuck norris

[ElizabethX]

That Irish Erotica is total bullshit. If the Irish aren't erotic, how come there are so many of us? >:)

[ElizabethX]

That smiley misplaced their eyebrows.

[ChrisLDog]

Guide to Clean and Sober Living, by Amy Winehouse

[ChrisLDog]

Staying Young and Beautiful, by Amy Winehouse.


I really don't have anything against her, they just came to me at the same time.

[Hero1]

How to make jokes without pissing people off - Hero1

[ElizabethX]

Hey, Amy-Winehouse-away. She's a scuzzy racist.

[syxxpm]

That Irish Erotica is total bullshit. If the Irish aren't erotic, how come there are so many of us? >:)

you ran out of potatos and realized knowing all the words to carrickfergus wont necessarily get you laid instantaneously? :P :P

[syxxpm]

but you used the power of simply red to get you all shagged...sneaky bastards :)

[wendyful04]

Oh shit. My books are books that you WILL see. sorry. fail

[Louis85]

"How to win friends thru creative thread postings" by Chief

[Wheeljak]

That Irish Erotica is total bullshit. If the Irish aren't erotic, how come there are so many of us? >:)

Because the Pope told them to do it for the sole purpose of procreation. Through a hole in the sheet.

[ElizabethX]

BullSHIT. The Irish are damn sexy and most people know it.

[Wheeljak]

BullSHIT. The Irish are damn sexy and most people know it.

Apparently, you feel very strongly about this, so I'll take your word for it.

[wendyful04]

sexy

[Chief]

lol....a bit over the top...but ok then..:)

[ChrisLDog]

The Irish - The Most Unsexy Group of People on the Planet - By ElizabethX

[Hero1]

"How to win friends thru creative thread postings" by Chief

*claps*

[Chief]

The art of not missing this place. By Chief

[Cozmo D]

:buds:

[syxxpm]

post whoring on other forums when you wished you had the time to post whore on this one as well.....though the same audience would basically be reading the same jokes over and over cuz i repeat a lot of post and jokes over and over again.....by syxxpm

[Cozmo D]

:lol: