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Deity
10-14-2003, 05:58 PM
Type in the following at a command line:

% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.

% why not?
No match.

% gotta light?
No match.

% !1984 olympic internetting
1984: Event not found.

% How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.

% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% ^How did the sex change operation go?
Bad substitute.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.


% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% (-
(-: Command not found.

% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!


% cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission

% cd ~god
Unknown user: god.

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% man pussy
No manual entry for pussy.

% rm God
rm: God nonexistent

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% man you
No manual entry for you.

% look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes

% lost
lost: not found

% mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory

%touch me
%chmod 000 me
%touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied

% ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist

% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist

% talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.

% talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]

% ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'
elvis is alive

% finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host

* % make ' ' bang ' ' with gun
* make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '

fd
10-14-2003, 09:09 PM
:haha: :umm:

SaintHax
10-14-2003, 10:17 PM
I have late nite convos with my unix server :sad: