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Chief
06-09-2005, 01:25 PM
discuss....
eternals layre
06-09-2005, 01:42 PM
a baby seal walkes into a club.......
eternals layre
06-09-2005, 02:13 PM
Let's go way up north
And grab a case of beer
What we like to do for fun
Can't be done down here (damn right)
Observe the bumper sticker
On the back of my four wheels
I don't care what you like to do
I'd rather be clubbin' seals (YEEHAW)

I'd rather be clubbin' seals
It's my favorite kind of fun
Got a mind to join a club
And bash another one (that's right)
They're all so cute and cuddly
Till they're floppin' round in blood (sing it son)
I don't care what you like to do
I'd rather be clubbin' seals

Clubbin' seals
Clubbin' seals
Well I'd sell my truck
When I'm down on my luck
I'd rather be clubbin' seals
Don't eat their meat for dinner
Just sell their hides for cash
I love to see their brains go splash

Some people say I'm crazy
Some people say I'm cruel
Perhaps they'd rather see the seal
Starve from lack of food
When time for vacation comes
You know where I'll be
Killin' defensless animals
Listen while I sing

Clubbin seals
Clubbin seals
Well I'd sell my truck
When I'm down on my luck
I'd rather be clubbin seals
Don't eat their meat for dinner
Just sell their hides for cash
I love to see their brains go splash

I'd rather be clubbin' seals

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justafan
06-10-2005, 12:33 AM
I would like to start a Seal Club, is that what we are talking about?
xtristessax
06-10-2005, 01:49 AM
oh yeah me too...i LOVE Killer!
Etherspin
06-10-2005, 06:23 AM
soon their will be a baby Seal.. he and heidi tied the knot ..
spidey
06-10-2005, 12:47 PM
Seal]s baby in a club..now that's intersting
Wheeljak
06-10-2005, 03:16 PM
I would like to start a Seal Club, is that what we are talking about?
Shucks! You beat me to the punch.
Wheeljak
06-10-2005, 03:23 PM
oh yeah me too...i LOVE Killer!
Did you ever hear that George Michael song that amalgamated Seal's Killer with the Temptations' Papa Was a Rolling Stone? I liked it; I thought it was really interesting. I never would have thought to juxtapose those two songs.
Wheeljak
06-10-2005, 04:13 PM
soon their will be a baby Seal.. he and heidi tied the knot ..
I hope that Heidi is kind to Seal; rumor has it that Seal was in therapy for quite some time as a direct result of his relationship with Tyra Banks.

Just like the old song sez: "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life..."

That's why I don't date supermodels. :D