Soooooo....It is a proven fact that Im a great pollinator

[Chief]

Cuz my wife just informed me that she is pregnant..........

[ChrisLDog]

Congrats, Chief!










It is a good thing, isn't it?

[Wheeljak]

Congrats!
Now, quit making babies! You know what they say about having too many Chiefs...

[Chief]

what? we give you small pox?

[syxxpm]

youll have to open a competing matress store in moline....

[Brian221]

dear lord
I mean...uh...congratulations!!!!!!!!!

:cheers:



We now know you've had sex at least 3 times...nasty.

[Wheeljak]

We now know you've had sex at least 3 times...nasty.
And with at least two women!

[Chief]

woooooooooahhhhhhh.....didnt say it was mine there fellas....

[Brian221]

:lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotfl:

[Wheeljak]

woooooooooahhhhhhh.....didnt say it was mine there fellas....
Ohh, so when you say that you're a great pollinator, you mean like you're a bee, carrying pollen from one flower to another fl...
YECHHH!!!!!

[Harmeister]

Cuz my wife just informed me that she is pregnant..........
Congratulations Chief!!

[Chief]

i think its yours harm....:)

[sdldawn]

Congrats!!! :rock:

[pmFan]

:clap: :clap: :clap: Congrats!!!

[Harmeister]

i think its yours harm....:)
.....:eek:

:lies:

I have four of my own, tyvm. :bedbumpn: This one (and all that fun/pain/anguish/joy that goes along with it) is all yours.:rotf:

[Etherspin]

haha ... you're getting there chief... world domination ..

[justafan]

congrats!!!

[xtristessax]

chiefs gonna have a papoose!

[DJ Detroit Butcher]

congratulations

[Mistress M]

Yeah, nothing like white trash breeding like rabbits...



err, I mean, Congrats Chief!! ;)

[Terrick]

We now know you've had sex at least 3 times...nasty.


not all of us knew that. and we didn't all need to.

[Louis85]

Yeah, nothing like white trash breeding like rabbits...



err, I mean, Congrats Chief!! ;)


ooooooooooouchhheee!!! Congrats man. :) And if it's not "yours" I'll help you hunt the bastard down! ;)

[Cozmo D]

I be dat baby daddy!
Congrats Chief and Sherry! :cheers:

[Chief]

do you supply camo hats with the baby????? thanks yall...this is going to be fun

[Chukwuka]

When did you get MARRIED? Or have I been away too long to remember the gross details of your life... Cwic!!

[syxxpm]

coz actually came out of the womb... born. with a camo hat and a sense of purpose!!. :D

chief came out of the womb ironically enough already after the mother gave birth to the sniper rifle and the clownsuit....the clocktower was a gift from his father!!,,,,:D

[wendyful04]

Congratulations, Chief. Too bad it's mine. Call me Big Daddy.

[Wheeljak]

Congratulations, Chief. Too bad it's mine. Call me Big Daddy.

Why am I hearing the song "The Crying Game" in my head?

[STANLEY C. TAYLOR]

Congtats

[syxxpm]

Why am I hearing the song "The Crying Game" in my head?

cuz you thought the scene were forrest whittaker runs into an oncoming tank and gets crushed while trying to outrun his captor was unintentionally hilarious?

its like "wow im safe.....damn....nevermind...."

[Is*it*my*turn]

Im happy for you chief :)

[Chief]

ummmm, we lost the baby last night......

[Cozmo D]

Dammit. :sad:

[syxxpm]

damn.....my condolences....feel better or try to bri...:(

[pmFan]

Sorry for your loss! I believe things happen for a reason - if the body says it's not right, then it's probably not right. :(

On the bright side - you know how it works, get ready to get busy again!

[ChrisLDog]

Sorry to hear that. Hope you and your family are doing okay.

[Chief]

bump!

[Harmeister]

bump? I hope there's a good reason!!!

[Terrick]

Don't mind him...he's been listening to too much Hammer lately.

Move, slide your rump. Just for a minute, let's all do the bump bump bump bump..

[Brian221]

bump!

Seed replanted?

[Etherspin]

things that go bump in the night???


- advance apology attached

[Hero1]

congrats chief

[Harmeister]

Seed replanted?
I was assuming that, simply because no one would want to bring up bad memories from the past. but he didn't say one way or the other, and he *is* chief, so maybe self inflicted pain is in his cards...

[Cozmo D]

Congrats Chief, we'll be praying for y'all. :)

[Chief]

thanks yall....yes she is again....

[wendyful04]

Congratulations! Tell her to avoid sleeping on her back. There's also a particular side that's best to sleep on as well. I can't remember which... She can ask her OB/gyn.

Also, and I'm not joking, too much nipple play can cause contractions. That sent me into early labor and I had to be on bed rest and medication for the remainder of my pregnancy. He was su#%king and I kept having contractions. Next thing I knew, I was on my way to the hospital at like 31 weeks.

[syxxpm]

yay,.... brians gonna raise a lil clownsuit sniper...giant chickens for all!... :D:D:D:D

[ChrisLDog]

He was su#%king and I kept having contractions. Next thing I knew, I was on my way to the hospital at like 31 weeks.

...and congratualtions Chief!

How many kids are too many?

[Mistress M]

Wow! Congrats!

[pmFan]

:clap: Congrats and best wishes!