damn talk about the shock of a lifetime

[SaintHax]

ok so this other girl I'm flirting with who just happens to be cough16cough has a dad that would kill her, me, and whoever else he could get his hands on if she ever did something [b]BAD for a girl her age (yeah you know what I mean). Well she has sent me emails with some crazy content and I reply to them cause I have nothing better to do with my free time, I just dread the day when she shows up at the door wanting something that would get me put in jail for longer that I would care to be there. So anyway I go to another office for a min and come back to hear the answering mech. beep so I played the message and it just happened to be this girls dad and I just happened to have sent a somewhat "bad" email to this girl a few mins before this call, so with a very stong voice the message goes "This is soandso my number is bla-blaa I want you to give me a call" so at this point I'm thinkin oh shit i r dead then he says "I wanna see about getting a laptop from you guys, thanks"



I'm still in shock :scared:

[Hero1]

hahahahhahahahahaha

wax her ass at her house while selling her dad the computer..the ultimate thrill!!!

[Cozmo D]

Heheheh...beware the fbi Hax!

[SaintHax]

I am the fbi......female body inspector that is

[Cozmo D]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Say hello to R.Kelley for me.

[Hero1]

ho shit....hax likes a little tinkle tinkle too late?

[fd]

ha hahha ha
geez mister you can have the laptop for free,
just let me ride your daughter.

[SaintHax]

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[Deity]

That is cool, hax...how did you do that?

[SaintHax]

[SaintHax]

can't tell ya

[Terrick]

<marquee>like this....uh oh, looks like somebody knows html..... :wink: </marquee>

[frEk]

<marquee>like this....uh oh, looks like somebody knows html..... :wink: </marquee>

[b]how come the shit don't work?

[SaintHax]

[quote]<marquee>like this....uh oh, looks like somebody knows html..... :wink: </marquee>

[b]how come the shit don't work?

someday people will see

hint hint "ha"

[Terrick]

man, you scared me there for a sec, hax...i was sure you were dead...

[frEk]

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[SaintHax]

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[SaintHax]

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[frEk]

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[SaintHax]

<marquee>hahahaha this page is trashed

[Tybris]

beware the large chuckling man at your door with a so called large check

[Deity]

this marquee stuff is gettin outta hand...

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[frEk]

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[Deity]

that looks like one fun toy :thumup:

[Terrick]

look what you've done, hax...i'm getting dizzy...

[SaintHax]

I just turned it on in hopes to liven the place up officer I didn't know people were gonna get hurt

[frEk]

[Terrick]

I just turned it on in hopes to liven the place up officer I didn't know people were gonna get hurt

hehe. Isn't there something else you could do to liven it up? Like, maybe something that doesn't cause my computer to crash...i am tryin' to download, listen to music, load the page with a million pictures on it, and talk to people, all on this effin' 56k...

[Cozmo D]

Woooaaahhhh!!!

Who passed around the mescaline....and why wasn't I informed???!!!
:freak: :weird2: :weird: :scared: :umm:

[sdldawn]

So how long u think R Kelly is goin 2 jail for? and can someone clear up the story for me??

thanks :weird: :weird:

[SaintHax]

I don't know but I'll be sure and tell him that the pm dawn forum said "hi" :rofl:

[SaintHax]

ok shes coming by the store later, I'll try and email you guys from jail....but that kinda depends on where they send me :mrgreen:



:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

[SaintHax]

<marquee> :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: </marquee>

[Cozmo D]

Thats the sound of the men, workin on the chain...gaaaaaaayyyyaaaaannnnggggg

Oh dont you know

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Deity]

So how long u think R Kelly is goin 2 jail for? and can someone clear up the story for me??

thanks :weird: :weird:

the story, as i have heard it on the news, is that R. Kelly has 21 counts of child pornography against him, is on $750,000 bond, and faces up to 15 years in prison and a $100,000 fine...hope this helps ya :wave:

[SaintHax]

:thumup: Ima try for 22 counts

wait edit you said "pornography" mine will be snatchatory

[SaintHax]

ya'll should see me running around the office trying to clean up for some space, I decided to move everything lastnight and leave what wouldn't fit on the tables on the floor.....if the forum goes offline I used the network cable to tie her up :rofl:

[Hero1]

imagine if her father signed up to the forum and viewed this post

[SaintHax]

imagin if I went to her house and took a laptop for her dad to play with while I nail her on the pool table in her basement :mrgreen:


best advice ever :rock:

[SaintHax]

she just left



i r a bad bad person :sad: :laugh:

[Hero1]

imagin if I went to her house and took a laptop for her dad to play with while I nail her on the pool table in her basement :mrgreen:


i already have :cool:

[SaintHax]

I am safe for now......saved by the period :bowdown:


now I have time to rethink what I just did

[lil_fox]

:slap: :slap:

[SaintHax]

:slap: :slap:


hey get out of this post :cuss: your not suposed to see this

:laugh:

[lil_fox]

:flipoff: :flipoff: :slap: :slap: :weird: :rofl: :poke:

i know, thats the fun part :flipoff: :flipoff:

[SaintHax]

story of my life

[lil_fox]

ummm which part?

[SaintHax]

I think it's the :slap: part

[lil_fox]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i thought it might be the :rofl: part :weird:

[Terrick]

uh oh..what'd i miss? Who's lil_fox?

[SaintHax]

uh oh..what'd i miss? Who's lil_fox?

she's the ex love of my life, the one I almost married and shot at the same time :laugh:

she's still a pain in the ass but nice to have around :mrgreen:
hell I still kinda love her annoying ass

[Chief]

shall we dispense of her ability to view the posts Hax????? :cool:

[Terrick]

she's the ex love of my life

Oh..whew. I thought it was the girl you were talkin' about nailin' to the pool table. I was gettin' pretty scared there...

[SaintHax]

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