Valentine's Day

[Wheeljak]

Em ef.

[TrEEtheRealest]

Gee-Aye

[wendyful04]

Vd

[Chief]

Std

[The_Kay_Dee]

Cpr.

[Cozmo D]

Fck

[Terrick]

ok

[Harmeister]

IAD

(where I've been stuck since yesterday and can't get home till tomorrow, along with my wife, four kids, and my wife's parents. all in one hotel room, fun fun fun.)

[Wheeljak]

Bee Bee Queue.

From Tampa's Bay News 9:
A Valentine's Day gone bad
Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Walter Hardy of Tampa has been charged with arson after allegedly setting a fire in a trash can at a woman's house.

Hardy went to Carla Lovejoy's apartment at about 6:15 Wednesday morning with candy and a teddy bear, but she refused to open the door.

Hardy says Lovejoy is his girlfriend; she says she's not.

Hardy turned the electric power off, but Lovejoy still wouldn't come out.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office says Hardy then filled a can with trash and set it on fire.

"When deputies got there they actually had to extinguish the fire off from the front porch," said sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter. "It wasn't that bad. They said there was some smoke damage on an overhang on the porch."

Sheriff's deputies charged Hardy, 47, with arson to an occupied structure, a felony. He is being held without bond at the Orient Road Jail.

No one was injured.

[wendyful04]

I got 4 cakes, 2 cupcakes and a stuffed dog for Valentines Day. Oh! and a couple of homemade cards.

And I made octopus salad for myself with red onions, minced scotchbonnet, minced jalapenos, Cholula hot sauce, my friend's organically grown tomatoes and organic cilantro, all coated with sea salt and fresh lime juice. With a nice refreshing Coke, dripping with high fructose corn syrup.

That's heaven in a bowl and a cup, my friends.

[Mistress M]

From Tampa's Bay News 9:
A Valentine's Day gone bad
Wednesday, February 14, 2007 ...


"Baby, I love you so much, I'm going to set you on fire." Well, if that isn't true love, I don't know what is.











I nominate him as part of Wendy's 40%...

[Bonkman]

double-yew, tee, ef.

[wendyful04]

I nominate him as part of Wendy's 40%...

yeah, boyeeeeeeeeee

btw, it's actually 37%

[Wheeljak]

Women are always talking about how they want burning passion. This woman got burning passion, and she pressed charges.

[wendyful04]

Women are always talking about how they want burning passion. This woman got burning passion, and she pressed charges.

Remember when that girl gave you burning passion and I had to take you to that clinic? You're such a hoe.:flee:

[Wheeljak]

Remember when that girl gave you burning passion and I had to take you to that clinic? You're such a hoe.:flee:

Yeah, I remember that. The doctor asked me who I had had sex with, and when I mentioned your name, sirens started to go off throughout the clinic, and the doctor started yelling, CODE ORANGE! CODE ORANGE!
It was a wild scene.:cool:

[wendyful04]

Yeah, I remember that. The doctor asked me who I had had sex with, and when I mentioned your name, sirens started to go off throughout the clinic, and the doctor started yelling, CODE ORANGE! CODE ORANGE!
It was a wild scene.:cool:

hoe

[Wheeljak]

Rake.

[wendyful04]

hose

[Terrick]

did somebody say horsedog? oh, never mind..it was just "hose".

[Cozmo D]

did somebody say horsedog? oh, never mind..it was just "hose".

Don't you know horsedog jokes aren't funny? What were you thinking?:think:

[Terrick]

Don't you know horsedog jokes aren't funny? What were you thinking?:think:


Still funny to me :idunno:

[Cozmo D]

There have been some complaints. :idunno:

[Doo-DooHead]

Yeah, I remember that. The doctor asked me who I had had sex with, and when I mentioned your name, sirens started to go off throughout the clinic, and the doctor started yelling, CODE ORANGE! CODE ORANGE!
It was a wild scene.:cool:
I'LL HAVE WHAT YOU GAVE WHEELJACK PLEASE!!!

[Hero1]

horsedog jokes have been banned :clap::fingas: