Offspring post.

[eternals layre]

lizx's darling daughter. made me think of this. Post picks of offspring. in this thread.

[Brian221]

:rotf:

[Brian221]

Okay, seriously.

Ben (7), getting his climb on.
Lexi (5), after a Libby-Lu party.

[Mistress M]

My children, age 5:

A viscious debate concerning Said's "Orientalism" left everyone a bit miffed:



In the meantime, Tibbald has decided he wants to go to school:



While Maggie concerns herself with reaching enlightenment;

[Cozmo D]

My 2 sons, BJ (left) 23 and Matt (right) 17.

[Twisted.Mellow]

Byron, turned 2 in January... (in blue shirt)
Raeh, turns 9 in June (pronounced "Ra-ree") (behind candles)
Cylem, turns 7 in July (pronounced "ky-lem") (in patterned jumper)
:)

[Mistress M]

Wow - A.Dulteror, I love your kids names! How did you pick them?

[Twisted.Mellow]

Byron is a reasonably common name, means cow shed! :D His full name is Byron Andrew Livingstone, which we thought sounded strong and regal...

Raeh and Cylem are from a previous relationship, and they live far away from me, so I only see them about twice a year... but back to the names...

Raeh was chosen by playing with "strong" words. "Heart" was one, and if you reverse it and drop the "t", there ya go! Commonly gets called Rori or Ray.

Cylem is a variation on Kaylen or Kaylem which my ex and I heard on TV one day and played around with the name... Some poeple say it "sy-lem" :(

I've never heard of any other kids called Raeh or Cylem before...

[ElizabethX]

Oh my god, all your children are beautiful.

[Etherspin]

resemblence!! Ian and Coz ,your boys.. its easy to see..
look at matts picture parallel to coz avatar LOL

[Twisted.Mellow]

Aw shucks...

Cozmo, your younger son looks alot like you in your avatar pic...

[Twisted.Mellow]

Yeah, my boys suffered from my strong genes - except Cylem looks alot like my ex-wife - I try hard not to hold it against him :D

[Brian221]

Mine aren't really mine...they resemble me in their hearts, but not their appearance.

[Cozmo D]

resemblence!! Ian and Coz ,your boys.. its easy to see..
look at matts picture parallel to coz avatar LOL


Aw shucks...

Cozmo, your younger son looks alot like you in your avatar pic...

Yeah, peeps are always mistaking me for him around here, he's taller than me and more popular in the neighborhood!:haha:

[Louis85]

All of you have beautiful kids! That was a cool look. :)

[wendyful04]

Yeah, peeps are always mistaking me for him around here, he's taller than me and more popular in the neighborhood!:haha:

I thought he was you, at first.

[wendyful04]

Angel Rafael, 10

Zachariah Basilio, 6

Jahmel Blue, almost 15 (This pic's about 2 years old)




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[wendyful04]

One more:

Elijah Sebastian, 3 (he's got boogers, he was crying at the park)

[Twisted.Mellow]

Wow!

Zachariah looks like a spitting image of one of my friend's kids... what nationality(s) are your kids?

[wendyful04]

Wow!

Zachariah looks like a spitting image of one of my friend's kids... what nationality(s) are your kids?

He's got a curly 'fro this month.

About the nationalities: Puerto Rican / Jamaican from their dad (The Cruz brothers).... mixed in with a whole buncha' other stuff.

[Twisted.Mellow]

Friend's son is Indian... always found it interesting that different nationalities can produce similar looking kids... I've seen it quite a bit in Melbourne, Australia. There is a very diverse collection of cultures there, and mixed relationships produce some VERY cute kids.

BTW - Are we gonna see some pics from Doc G in this thread? I'm sure with the love he spreads, he'd have kids in every state! :D

[Mistress M]

Wendy - you have 4 kids?! I thought you only had one!

[ElizabethX]

Wow Wendy, look at your boys! Very nice.

[Cozmo D]

Yeah, who's kids are those Wendy?

[Chief]

thought i would give you a few...:)

1. Boys at the farm visiting uncle.
2. How we pray before dinner.
3. Bryces science fair project.

[pmFan]

Here are Madison (3) and Emily (5 1/2) in their Easter dresses...

[wendyful04]

Yeah, who's kids are those Wendy?

Those are my babies.

Jahmel is the only one I gave birth to. The other three are his younger brothers (from his daddy), whom I have taken care of for the past 8 years.

[Wheeljak]

thought i would give you a few...:)

1. Boys at the farm visiting uncle.
2. How we pray before dinner.
3. Bryces science fair project.

:rotf:


Wendy - you have 4 kids?! I thought you only had one!
Well... she's only got one... that she knows about. ;)

[ChrisLDog]

thought i would give you a few...:)

1. Boys at the farm visiting uncle.
2. How we pray before dinner.
3. Bryces science fair project.

Hahahahaha! Nice one!

[Terrick]

*insert Offspring image*
:rotf:


Looks like somebody already beat me to it.




Raeh, turns 9 in June (pronounced "Ra-ree")


Although I like it, I just cannot seem to figure out where that second R comes from.

[ElizabethX]

I was wondering that myself. I was thinking maybe it's a regional dialect thing? Like sometimes British people and Australians put Rs in places after vowels where there aren't any....

kinda like how I said "idear" when I was little, instead of "idea"?

Well anyway, that was my only guess.

[Twisted.Mellow]

Nah, it's the opposite of a silent letter - saying one that's not there!!

We thought rareh looked crap written down, that's all. Raeh looked better...

[Mistress M]

thought i would give you a few...:)

1. Boys at the farm visiting uncle.
2. How we pray before dinner.
3. Bryces science fair project.

I would have expected Bryce's science fair project to have more to do with creationism...that's darn near progressive!

[ElizabethX]

Nah, it's the opposite of a silent letter - saying one that's not there!!

We thought rareh looked crap written down, that's all. Raeh looked better...

Well the kids have wonderfully creative names. :)

[Twisted.Mellow]

Unfortunately, they suffer for it... misspelling... mispronunciation... conclusions of misguided parents :)

[Mistress M]

Unfortunately, they suffer for it... misspelling... mispronunciation... conclusions of misguided parents :)

They'll thank you for it when they're older. I hated my name as a kid, wished it was more normal. By high school, I realized I was like Cher, or Oprah -- if anyone was talking about "Mariah" it was obviously about me.



Until that slut Mariah Carey came on the scene. Bitch.

[wendyful04]

People always call Jahmel "Jamal". Do they not see the E?

Hey, Mariah Carey is not a slut!

[Twisted.Mellow]

Hey, Mariah Carey is not a slut!

I am!

[Louis85]

Chief, you are the man! That was some funny shit! :atya:

[Twisted.Mellow]

They'll thank you for it when they're older.

I hope so!

[wendyful04]

I am!

I am too, and I'm insulted that a prude like Mariah Carey gets to share the title with us sluts who work hard at being sluts, just because Mistress says so.

[ElizabethX]

I didn't know your name was Mariah. I think it's very pretty. I'm gonna call you that from now on, unless you object.

Elizabeth

[Twisted.Mellow]

I have to work very hard at being a slut... it takes alot of effort - especially being a male slut. Because men have a natural urge to procreate, you have to put in that much extra effort to stand out as a male slut.

Mariah Carey... pffft.

She ain't got shit on me.

[wendyful04]

I have to work very hard at being a slut... it takes alot of effort - especially being a male slut. Because men have a natural urge to procreate, you have to put in that much extra effort to stand out as a male slut.

Mariah Carey... pffft.

She ain't got shit on me.

Ahh, the joy of being a female slut. It's so easy and luscious - it's downright dangerous, delectable, degroovy.

Shall I go on?

[Twisted.Mellow]

From one slut to another, don't let me stop you!

[Mistress M]

I am too, and I'm insulted that a prude like Mariah Carey gets to share the title with us sluts who work hard at being sluts, just because Mistress says so.

Oh good Lord. Fine, I didn't realize that you had co-opted the word "slut." Is "skank" ok, then? Can we agree that Mariah Carey is a skank? :rolleyes:

[Twisted.Mellow]

But I'm a skank too... how about... GOLD DIGGA. I'll allow that. Wendy?

[Mistress M]

I didn't know your name was Mariah. I think it's very pretty. I'm gonna call you that from now on, unless you object.

Elizabeth

I object! I kinda like being called Mistress around here...it's like my secret hip-hop name :p

Or M is good...most of my friends call me M

I guess it's just cause I never really had a nickname growing up, so it's kind of fun to have a nickname here, something different.

[Mistress M]

But I'm a skank too... how about... GOLD DIGGA. I'll allow that. Wendy?

Yeah, but she's not a gold digga...she made all her own money :think:

[Twisted.Mellow]

Oh... that's right. The old sony dude really was love.

[Wheeljak]

Mariah Carey got some big ass titties

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s179/Wheeljak/Forum%20pics/lohanfreestyle.swf

[Twisted.Mellow]

Yup. She got some big ass ass too...

[Twisted.Mellow]

Mariah Carey got some big ass titties

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s179/Wheeljak/Forum%20pics/lohanfreestyle.swf

Great find wj... where do you get these gems?

[Wheeljak]

Great find wj... where do you get these gems?

The Internet is truly a strange place, Ian. :)
I have kept that thing on my HD for a couple of years, 'cuz I figured that the web site would crap out (and it did). I don't remember where I found out about it, but I told a lot of people about it; I may have gotten somebody to take a chance on buying one of their records. Coincidentally, the guys that made that (Get It Right Records (http://www.getitright-records.com)) are from one of my hometowns.
They have a site dedicated to their animations (The Bumba Show (http://www.thebumbashow.com/)). I don't think most of the animations are funny, and I don't like most of their music, either, but I gotta give it up to a rap outfit that uses Flash animations to promote themselves.

[Twisted.Mellow]

Always good to see an artist truly venture into the world of IT.