Countdown...

[Brian221]

About 56 hours until I'm no longer a single man...
...any last words?

Be as crude as you want.

[wendyful04]

I have about 3 weeks left.

Don't eat/drink the last of any food item/drink that your fiance loves.

[Cozmo D]

Run! :panic:

[Mistress M]

Run! :panic:

I'm with Coz. Get out while you still can. The world doesn't need another divorce statistic.











(too far? I know, sometimes, I take it just over that line...)

[Chief]

Hookers And Blow!!!!!!

[ElizabethX]

Don't do it unless you mean it!

Congrats!

[Wheeljak]

Wendyful totally hijacked Brian's post.
Shame on you.

[Brian221]

I have about 3 weeks left.

Don't eat/drink the last of any food item/drink that your fiance loves.

I already know not to take the last mountain dew.

[Cozmo D]

I already know not to take the last mountain dew.

Wimp! In my house the fridge is a war zone!:haha:

[Louis85]

Best of luck Brian. I hope you fare better than my best friend. (He's divorced and extremely bitter!)

[Twisted.Mellow]

Yeah... what they all said.

Oh... and don't eat the yellow snow.

[pmFan]

Every once in a while (randomly), I buy my wife some flowers. If she asks what the occasion is (she rarely asks), I tell her it's just because I love her. They don't have to be expensive ($10 or less at the grocery store), but it is the thought outside of a specific occasion that she appreciates. My advise is to periodically do things that she appreciates without her asking you to do it and without it being for a specific occasion... (random acts of kindness, I suppose).

Congrats, again, on the upcoming wedding! :clap::clap::cheers:

[Twisted.Mellow]

If I randomly bought my missus flowers, she'd wonder what I'd been up to!

[wendyful04]

Flowers remind women of their own ever-fading beauty. (After they begin to wilt, that is.)

Enjoy your wedding. And your marriage. And your partnership.

[Chief]

stick it in her butt right before the wedding...

[wendyful04]

Turn off the electricity in your house for 4 days. If neither one of you hates the other after that, you've found The One.

The summer of Katrina, we lost power during 3 hurricanes, each time for no less than one week. Since we had well-water which came in through an electric pump, we had no running water during those times either. We fought a total of one time for five minutes. We played word games deep into the night and made up songs and ventured out to various fast food joints every day and walked around at night with our flashlights and poured-the-gallon-from-up-above for one another during showertime. If you and your significant other can't hang without electicity and/or running water in harsh weather for 4 days, then.....

I guess you don't have four days now, do you?

I hijacked your thread. Is your new wife gonna' beat my ass now, for you?

[Etherspin]

Congratulations Brian !!!!!!

[xtristessax]

stick it in her butt right before the wedding...

some chicks like it in the butt. :gday:

as for advice, take care of yourself and your feelings so that you can help her take care of hers.

[Twisted.Mellow]

some chicks like it in the butt. :gday:

Yet to meet one myself!!

[Cozmo D]

some chicks like it in the butt. :gday:

:yeahbaby:

[Etherspin]

truly hijacked

[Hero1]

enjoy brian!

[Cozmo D]

Should be on his honeymoon. :)

[Brian221]

No honeymoon...I'm at work today. We're going to jacksonville in two weeks for my best man's wedding where we'll have a couple of days to ourselves in St. Augustine...then taking the kids with us to mexico for a week sometime in april or may.

As for stickin' it in the butt...that'd only get me dolphin style...

...let me know if I need to explain.

[Cozmo D]

No honeymoon...I'm at work today. We're going to jacksonville in two weeks for my best man's wedding where we'll have a couple of days to ourselves in St. Augustine...then taking the kids with us to mexico for a week sometime in april or may.

As for stickin' it in the butt...that'd only get me dolphin style...

...let me know if I need to explain.

Mexico sux!

I don't think I want to know about that dolphin style shit.:eek:

[Brian221]

I don't think I want to know about that dolphin style shit.:eek:

Its not as bad as it sounds...from an old joke...

Dolphin style is when you try to put it in the rear and she makes a squeeky dolphin sound "uhn uh, uhn uh" (more funny when you can actually make the sound)

[Cozmo D]

Its not as bad as it sounds...from an old joke...

Dolphin style is when you try to put it in the rear and she makes a squeeky dolphin sound "uhn uh, uhn uh" (more funny when you can actually make the sound)

OK...

[Twisted.Mellow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcrCZQkSlg

THIS is what I thought you meant by dolphin style!

[Cozmo D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcrCZQkSlg

THIS is what I thought you meant by dolphin style!

:rotf:

[xtristessax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcrCZQkSlg

THIS is what I thought you meant by dolphin style!

OMG OMG OMG they actually put it in the blow hole???????

[Twisted.Mellow]

Wouldn't you?

[Louis85]

Now this post has completely gotten out of hand (no pun intended).

[dreamrib]

congrats Bri. its got its good days and bad days but its worth it. just remember, your new job is nodding and agreeing. LOL

[ElizabethX]

stick it in her butt right before the wedding...

LOL

eeww

Hey Brian, you're going to be by me! I'm in that area.

Coz, I'm sure not ALL of Mexico sucks! Josh's family wants us to go see it-- they talk about how beautiful it is. I bet we will go, someday...

[Cozmo D]

Coz, I'm sure not ALL of Mexico sucks! Josh's family wants us to go see it-- they talk about how beautiful it is. I bet we will go, someday...

You can keep it!

[wendyful04]

I spent two weeks in Mexico.
I saw a lot of poor people, drank lots of bottled water, and one of the women we visited who was a "family friend" wrote us a most disturbing letter after we returned home. Basically, she hates my mom and my family for no logical reason.
Mexico is also a major place for human traffickers to make a profit.
There was some tasty food but you can find authentic Mexican food all over the US....

[ElizabethX]

Mexico is without a doubt imperfect, but I can understand feeling a connection with the land or the history and finding beauty there. Especially some of the places where natural beauty is easier to recognize.

[wendyful04]

Well, I hear that Valle de Bravo is amazing.