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Harmeister
05-06-2008, 01:37 PM
I used to think it made everything better. Now, though, I may have to draw the line.

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/April-12-2008-file-photo-made-video-Bacon-Maple-Bar/photo//080505/2681/8310270d896940dd90824020f3adb284/;_ylt=AgqaeQUDJ0opv1IRMkbAFhsDW7oF
Chief
05-06-2008, 01:49 PM
Lol
Wheeljak
05-06-2008, 04:25 PM
There's always some wisenheimer who has to take things a step too far. This isn't as bad as the bacon weave, but the bacon weave is not practical to sell; the bacon maple bar is.
Louis85
05-08-2008, 09:22 AM
I hate bacon.
Wheeljak
05-08-2008, 10:38 AM
I hate bacon.
I think you're the first person I've ever known to hate bacon. I even know people who claim to be vegetarians, who sneak a strip of bacon every now and then.
To me, bacon is a crispy strip of pure bliss.
Louis85
05-08-2008, 05:10 PM
It's more like a crispy strip of pure FAT! I used to like it when I was a kid, but now the smell of it makes me sick for some reason. TMI, I know.
xtristessax
05-09-2008, 01:19 PM
i developed a pork allergy around the age of 13. i miss bacon.
Wheeljak
05-09-2008, 02:15 PM
It's more like a crispy strip of pure FAT!
That's EXACTLY what it is, baby!


I used to like it when I was a kid, but now the smell of it makes me sick for some reason.I used to eat pork rinds by the bag when I was a kid. Then, one day in my early twenties, I finished a bag and said, "these things ain't a bit good for me. I'm not gonna eat 'em anymore." And I haven't. It's not so much about the nature of pork rinds, but about the nature of me when I'm around pork rinds. If I eat one, I want the whole bag. I don't like things that can seduce me into abandoning my self-control like that.

Wow... Ether and M don't eat meat, Coz doesn't eat swine, Louis hates bacon, pigflesh is kryptonite to Supergirl...
Lemme tellya... I wanna eat breakfast with y'all. That way, I can have all the sweet, sweet bacon to myself!
:hungry:
eternals layre
05-09-2008, 03:57 PM
Love It!!
Etherspin
05-09-2008, 09:38 PM
it will be your downfall ... BWAHAHAHA !!
Harmeister
05-09-2008, 11:57 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm



bacon...........................................
syxxpm
05-10-2008, 12:22 PM
because its bacon...what
bacon ya all hit it... bacon ,,,what bacon ya all.....

prince fry another batch its written on your face
instead ill cook pressure on the whole damn place
dont ever cook a batch without stuff grease proof
and now my table cloth just burn it go poof

forever hearing pig should stick with egg kind
the egg timer say it'll take nine
i thought eggs b gotta stay eggs b
but they wanna rift when they find i disagree

with that dog eat dog leggo my eggo kind
even if im munchin over you frame of mind
you can splat things where your splatting things at
but syxx b things it wizzack

so now im accused of spicing the buns
and ill be the scapegoat the way the yoak runs
so when you wanna set up some rather prime roast beef
whats hard at first but crisps in the heat

they call that bacon..what
bacon ya all..hit it
bacon...what
bacon ya all..
Chief
05-10-2008, 04:24 PM
bwhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha...NICE!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
Twisted.Mellow
05-11-2008, 02:01 AM
Go syxxx! Go syxx!
wendyful04
05-11-2008, 09:44 AM
Imagine a good banjo riff going.


Oh I'm takin' all your bacon
I'm eating all your pork
I'll fry it on the griddle
But I won't use a fork

I'll serve some to my sweetie
He'll chew it with a grin
He'll look at me with lovin'
While grease drips from his chin

Now, don't you dare go gettin' mad
It's what I gotta' do
This jones I had was so darn bad
When I ran into you
Walkin' with your grocery bag
Filled with Oink and Moo
I'm sorry if it got you sad
But that's too bad for you

So, I took all your bacon
And some of your good beef
The pork I kept for me
The steaks I gave to Chief
Twisted.Mellow
05-11-2008, 03:24 PM
Fucking awesome.
wendyful04
05-12-2008, 08:30 AM
took me 12 minutes:clap:
ChrisLDog
05-12-2008, 01:51 PM
Nice. Both of you, Bravo!

Bacon's good.
DJ Detroit Butcher
06-02-2008, 09:28 PM
Bacon for the win.
Hero1
06-05-2008, 05:17 PM
haha great bacon rhymes i somehow missed these
wendyful04
06-05-2008, 06:29 PM
yesss
Thannor
06-10-2008, 09:51 PM
My arteries closed 2.1% just by looking at the pictures. . . .
wendyful04
06-11-2008, 01:31 AM
It's weird because I try to pretend I don't eat pork in front of certain peoples, but I love bacon.
No, I don't EVER buy and cook pork bacon.
Only turkey.
But i have a very difficult time turning pork bacon (cooked by someone else) down.
Hero1
06-11-2008, 06:48 AM
whats turkey bacon taste like? I'm not a fan of turkey meat generally..no taste at all for me..
wendyful04
06-11-2008, 10:48 AM
Turkey bacon tastes like a less-fatty version of pork bacon. It's not quite as lumpy as bacon. It comes out much flatter, but it doesn't make you sick after you eat it, like bacon might.
ElizabethX
06-13-2008, 12:01 AM
I had some veggie bacon tonight and it was wonderful.
Harmeister
06-13-2008, 07:33 AM
Veggies wrapped in bacon are always good.
pmFan
06-13-2008, 01:02 PM
Veggies wrapped in bacon are always good.
Asparagus wrapped in bacon.....mmmmmmm.....

Even better:
Scallops wrapped in bacon.......mmmmmmm.....
wendyful04
06-13-2008, 01:04 PM
I wish i liked veggie bacon. Tried all sorts, but no go.
Hero1
06-14-2008, 08:59 AM
does vegie bacon contain burnt crispy fat? haha
Wheeljak
06-14-2008, 09:46 AM
To me, veggie bacon looks like Beggin' Strips (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvxgM3lr-mg).
And you'd hafta be dumb as a dog to eat it and think, "IT'S BACON!!!!"
syxxpm
06-14-2008, 12:26 PM
which is funny cuz everytime i bite down on a hotdog wrapped in plastic i think "snausages!!"
Wheeljak
06-14-2008, 12:38 PM
which is funny cuz everytime i bite down on a hotdog wrapped in plastic i think "snausages!!"

In this devil-may-care day and age, I'm glad that you have not neglected safe sex.
ElizabethX
06-14-2008, 05:52 PM
"does vegie bacon contain burnt crispy fat? haha"

Yes.

"And you'd hafta be dumb as a dog to eat it and think, "IT'S BACON!!!!""

Good thing I know I'm not eating bacon then. I guess it helps that I read the labels. :)
pmFan
06-16-2008, 09:33 AM
In this devil-may-care day and age, I'm glad that you have not neglected safe sex.BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!:clap::clap::clap:
Wheeljak
06-17-2008, 01:01 PM
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11814.html
Louis85
06-18-2008, 02:49 PM
Imagine a good banjo riff going.


Oh I'm takin' all your bacon
I'm eating all your pork
I'll fry it on the griddle
But I won't use a fork

I'll serve some to my sweetie
He'll chew it with a grin
He'll look at me with lovin'
While grease drips from his chin

Now, don't you dare go gettin' mad
It's what I gotta' do
This jones I had was so darn bad
When I ran into you
Walkin' with your grocery bag
Filled with Oink and Moo
I'm sorry if it got you sad
But that's too bad for you

So, I took all your bacon
And some of your good beef
The pork I kept for me
The steaks I gave to Chief

Now that took talent! :clap:
Louis85
06-18-2008, 02:49 PM
I can believe a thread on crappy old bacon ran this long.
wendyful04
06-18-2008, 09:02 PM
you started it
Louis85
06-19-2008, 07:59 PM
NO I DIDN'T!!!

I just said I hated it.
wendyful04
06-20-2008, 06:30 PM
NO I DIDN'T!!!

I just said I hated it.

You might be right.
Wheeljak
06-23-2008, 12:48 PM
You might be right.
I may be crazy
Brian221
06-23-2008, 01:54 PM
Well...you know...it just might be a lunatic you're looking for. :cool:
Twisted.Mellow
06-23-2008, 06:42 PM
Arrrggghhhh... Billy Joel. Incredible voice, but the dude has SO MANY greatest hits CDs floating around - how can you be OK with that?
wendyful04
06-23-2008, 09:17 PM
Wow. Has anyone ever heard the song that Billy Joel did about breakfast foods?
Wheeljak
06-23-2008, 09:30 PM
Wow. Has anyone ever heard the song that Billy Joel did about breakfast foods?

I don't care what you say anymore,
this is my Life
Twisted.Mellow
06-23-2008, 10:38 PM
Nice one :)