Something we can appreciate...

[Brian221]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_says_slap_me_with_a_salmon&in_article_id=440893&in_page_id=2&in_a_source=

[Twisted.Mellow]

Dunno that I'd bid $400 for a chance - it might be cheaper to slap some random dude on the street with the fish and then get a minor assault charge.

[Brian221]

If only it were a trout.