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frEk
08-20-2002, 02:01 AM
yo i came to the realization that i have been failing to utilize the single most potent pussy-getting resource i possess.........i'm a musician!!! even the ugliest mutha fukka can get his share of pussy if he knows how to strum a few power chords........i can get hooked up doin a couple sets with sum other peeps, so i figure if i can just get like 4-5 songs polished up enough for like 20 mins. or so tha pussy'll start rollin in......and i figure the average band has like 4-5 members, so since i'm the only member of of the skin i'll be gettin like 4-5 times as much pussy despite havin a 20 min. set prepared..........the only problem is most all the music will be pre-recorded (either that or find like 15 keyboardists, but that'll bring the musician to pussy ratio waaaayyy down).......but anyway, i've got to make more of a live feel to it, i mean i'll just be "singing" into a vocoder and maybe a little guitar or sumthin, but i'm not sure if that'll fly.........but what could i do to spice shit up a little? prodigy style, just add a few dancers/hype men? slipknot style, just people bangin on percussive shit? what?

Hero1
08-20-2002, 02:16 AM
u want frek goupies ha..why dont u play at high skools n shit :wink:
hey ive seen people get up on stage and press a button on a computer..so u dont really need 2 do much

Cozmo D
08-20-2002, 02:30 AM
Hahahahah...that's basicly all that I fukkin do. :rofl:

syxxpm
08-20-2002, 11:05 AM
push da button...............get da pussayyyyyy

BigRed82
08-20-2002, 02:47 PM
Go EMO style to get all that. You ever heard of Dashboard Confessional? That dude gets all kinds of women. All he plays is acoustic.

ronin wolf
08-20-2002, 03:06 PM
yeh that must be the way to go, it even get wierd looking guys like manson hot azz chicks!!

syxxpm
08-20-2002, 11:01 PM
tell them you were at protests with moby thatll reel you some tangpoon :P

Skipper Blue
08-21-2002, 06:39 PM
make sure you have a cute kitty puppy or child with you also.