PDA

View Full Version : punk ass kids endangering my life


fd
10-21-2002, 04:11 PM
man i was on the bus today and theese little punk ass kids threw stones at the window, one of em went through and missed my head by about an inch, i screamed at the driver let me off and i chased em but as im very fat they escaped, little bastards, still just thought i'd tell you.
:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
Cozmo D
10-21-2002, 06:41 PM
DAMMIT FD!!! YOU ARE NOT FAT!!! IF YOU'RE FUKKIN FAT THAN I'M WILLY THE MUTHAFUKKIN WHALE!!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
Chief
10-21-2002, 07:00 PM
CALL GREENPEACE..WE FOUND WILLEY.......PUSH HIM BACK IN...NO THATS OK..LEAVE THE CAMO HAT ON..IT MAKES HIM LOOK THINNER
frEk
10-21-2002, 08:43 PM
oh shit chief! hahaha
spidey
10-21-2002, 09:50 PM
Damn, Chief, that was too fine! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brandon
Hero1
10-21-2002, 10:24 PM
haha chief!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
syxxpm
10-21-2002, 11:31 PM
WILLYS RESISTING...........SHIT.....QUICK PLAY SOME BECKER AND FAGEN TO TRANQUILIZE THE BEAST.......WE NEED THE TRANQUILIZERS.......THAT WONT WORK..DOES ANYBODY HAVE UNCLE LARRYS? TEN CC'S OF THAT SHIT 'LL COOL HIM DOWN......
Cozmo D
10-22-2002, 12:09 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Fukk you Chief! :wink:

Wut da fukk is Uncle Larry's? :donno:
syxxpm
10-22-2002, 12:15 AM
i dont know either :donno:
syxxpm
10-22-2002, 12:41 PM
could be a bar b q topping that you put on burgers but im not sure :donno:
fd
10-23-2002, 05:46 PM
dammit, i am fat!!!!, how can yawl tell from only seeing my face????
Louis85
10-23-2002, 06:50 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
frEk
10-24-2002, 12:18 AM
well you are what you eat........SO GET THAT FAT COCK OUT YO MOUTH!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Chief
10-24-2002, 09:55 AM
oh shit frek..lolololololol :rofl: :rofl:
atma
10-24-2002, 10:02 AM
*L* tranquilize willy with uncle larry's bbq sauce....

YOU ARE NORMAL, SYXX!

:rofl:
BigRed82
10-24-2002, 11:37 AM
that was the funniest thing i've heard today.
syxxpm
10-24-2002, 12:32 PM
but what do you really mean by normal atMA? :rofl:
fd
10-24-2002, 04:09 PM
i didnt ask to suck it frek, and its not fat either so dont flatter yourself :flipoff: :flipoff:
Cozmo D
10-24-2002, 04:14 PM
So what you're saying son is...that you have a very fat body and a reasonably thin face? To use a common phrase from that antiquated cracka filled runt of a country that you come from...BULLOCKS!!!

I frankly believe that you are trying to cash in on the sentiment that rightfully belongs to us trully round and rotund folk...and also frankly...I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:
Chief
10-24-2002, 05:20 PM
damn...why does it always have to be a racial thing with you coz?? i mean, you havent been too your panther meetings lately, (we have ways of knowing who attends)........................
you know, its people like you that stop us from getting along....we should be able too accept each others views, fat people, skinny people, and things of that nature......except for vegans of course..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
fd
10-24-2002, 06:02 PM
frEk
10-24-2002, 07:23 PM
DAYUM! YOU GOT SOME NICE TITTIES BOY!!!!!!
Cozmo D
10-24-2002, 07:58 PM
Ok...I see your point Dave. Welcome to PEOPLE UNITED for the DEFENCE and DIGNITY of INDIVIDUALS of NOTICABLE GIRTH...or P.U.D.D.I.N.G.

I'm the President, Be is Minister of Education, and Syxx is Secretary of Desert.

The next time you have to chase after some skinny little punks, just yell out the sacred word ("SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!) and you will receive instant assistance. We have agents everywhere!

Welcome!!!

Coz,
Your brother in girth!
Let the spoon be with you!!!
syxxpm
10-26-2002, 10:05 PM
but coz didnt be say "there is no spoon?
Cozmo D
10-27-2002, 01:34 AM
That was just to throw the hated scum of T.H.I.N. off of our trails...as you well should know, oh Secretary Of Desert.

After all, if you don't have a spoon you can't have any pudding...how can you expect any pudding if you don't have a spoon?
syxxpm
10-27-2002, 10:53 AM
thats where i came up with the inate strategy known as the finger and tongue proxy..coz......ill elaborate at the nex pow wow...dont forget the punch and pie....
Cozmo D
10-27-2002, 12:30 PM
Dammit!!! You know the pie is your job!
I will spike the punch though.
syxxpm
10-27-2002, 12:35 PM
does anybody haaaaaaaaaave whipcreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
fd
10-28-2002, 02:23 PM
I think i'll g0 on a diEt :umm: :umm: :umm:
syxxpm
10-28-2002, 02:46 PM
NOOOOOOOO DAVE DONT SUCCUMB TO THE DARKSIDE..USE THE FORKS
Chief
10-29-2002, 10:15 AM
hahaha yall got me in tears over here..LOLOLOL